ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes.